If you were to combine in equal parts Wonder Showzen, the works of Carlos Castaneda and Alejandro Jodorowsky, Kung Fu (1972), Walker, Texas Ranger and the graphics and tone of Postal 2 you would get something similar to Xavier. Percy: These guys -- these Mexicans -- they carved their tag on me, and I was supposed to be the new mascot of the team, and they we're Mexicans, and they ruined my costume --. Xavier's character design is very similar to Wonder Showzen's character He-Bro. Look buddy, know when you defeated. "Xavier: Renegade Angel Quotes." Xavier: Yeah, tricked the trickster. I'm the one who asked. Just five hots. You need to sign in or create an account to do that. X1: "Hello?" Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. Confront your future. Chief Master Guru: In order to heal this wound, you must play a shakhashirisk wind trance. I copypasted the phone booth scene from Xavier Renegade Angel just because I can Meme [Xavier dials][phone rings] X2: "Hello? Mocho: Bone white? Other kids could be cruel, they'd call me names: dweeb, chimp, honky, dweeby-chimp, honky-dweeb, and worst of all: chomsky-honk. Hold. Your every smile is a dagger. And a WiFi hotspot. By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. Xavier is uniquely abstract, showing concepts in a way thatinstead of using thematic devices such as plotcreates connections in various patterns to prove a point. His good deedery results in a drug Lord's death-and per chance a lover for Xavier. Hello!" Xavier: I can take it. Woman 3: It's my time for my yummy -- Period. Welcome to Beyond Charts. One episode features a close-up of a mosquito sucking the entirety of fluid out of someone's eyeball. We made these cookies way too big, and the chocolate chips b-b-b-b-blue?! Why? Other kids could be cruel, they'd call me names: dweeb, chimp, honky, dweeby-chimp, honky-dweeb, and worst of all: chomsky-honk. Xavier: Renegade Angel is an American adult computer-animated surrealist dark comedy television series created by Vernon Chatman and John Lee, who are also the creators of Wonder Showzen. All rights reserved. Other kids could be cruel, they'd call me names: dweeb, chimp, honky, dweeby-chimp, honky-dweeb, and worst of all: chomsky-honk. How long you stand there, freak? Television Commercial: Whoopsie doodle, there was a mix-up at the cookie factory! Ay Can't remember the memory-joggin' dance. XAVIER RENEGADE ANGEL S1 E10 TRANSCRIPT Oct 16, 2017 4 min read Add to Favourites By ValkyriemoonDraws Published: Oct 16, 2017 67 Favourites 12 Comments 59K Views Yes so I transcripted the big Xavier V Xavier scene in Shakashuri Blowdown, are you proud of me father? Upload your creations for people to see, favourite, and share. Thank you so much for this. "Kharmarabionic Lotion": The town of Lotion, New Mexico makes so much money off of oil that they buy the network which makes the show, then sell it to Arabs at a profit. Xavier: You need to move on from losing your father back there. Whos this? All rights reserved. Xavier: So, who wants to spill it first? Yeah, I dumped your wife! This project was completed with assistance from the Georgia Film Office, a division of the Georgia Department of Economic Development. Mexican Gang Leader: I'm the leader! Xavier: You may have gotten checkmate, but we're playing Chinese checkers. It premiered on November 4, 2007, on Adult Swim and November 1, 2007, on the Adult Swim website. JavaScript is disabled. All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries. Xavier: Life. Young Xavier: Wow, that's me years from now. One line of thought also skewered by the show is the co-opting of Eastern and Native philosophies for their perceived benefits while failing to understand them or the cultures that they sprung from, and instead selling them back to a Westernized populace that wants to reach Enlightenment now for $14.99. Processing. Weiner, take all! Hold. Is our every trollop through fate's garden infused with a mystic-- [gets hit by a bottle]. No, not Yoohoo. Hello!" The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. All rights reserved. We just flushed ourselves a death sentence. Still being moving June: (interpreting Popo's sign language) Popo's urging you to dismiss the power of your rational mind. Police Officer: Someone stole our bloodhounds, but we got the backup bloodhounds to chase the first-string bloodhounds. Valve Corporation. Are you so dumb, youd even answer rhetorical questions? Xavier is actually a human male in a mental institution and has dreamt up the show on his own while staring at a Rorschach test inkblot. Xavier comes to the rescue of a curious youngster who gets in over his heart trying to impress his father. Kayako Saeki - JU ON The Grudge By The SC Cosplay Xavier: And now I ramble forth on my endless journey to be the greatest aid-spreader of all time. Mexican Gang Leader: Now everyone will know the Locos are crazy about postmodernist aesthetic contextual reframing. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. We got who, what, when, where, why how's the weather this morning? WebNick Weidenfeld. So we created Beyond Charts to put you on the right path. During his travels, he learns more about his Xavier: Went to the prom with a model, but she left with some jock. Helping people [strained] Helping people [groaning] Oh, god. No, they wouldnt give it to me, because, when I was filling out the application, my penis was sticking out! It is only visible to you. Also I'm really depressed yay. More than ten years after the show ended, Xavier made an official reappearance as part of Adult Swim's Class of 2020 Commencement Speaker series - watch it here. Xavier: They say when you die, you sh*t your pants. I know the irony is rich, so all we have to do is the Iroquoi irony-melting dance and we'll be golden. Hello!" Boy: Yummy! WebXavier: I'm a survivor. If I had been at this poor meat in time, he'd still be a delicious man. Deliveryman: Uh, I know I'm dead, but I forgot to give you your cuckoo-bread. Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. Xavier: Passion -- This is what gangbanging ought to be about. Contents 1 Season 1 1.1 What Life D-D-Doth [1.01] 1.2 Chief Beef Loco [1.02] 1.3 Weapons Grade Life [1.03] 1.4 The 6th Teat of Good Intentions [1.04] 1.5 Pet Siouxicide [1.05] You killed your own father! Xavier: Renegade Angel is an American C.G. Web. It's only the size of a fist, but it packs a lot more punch. Now I understand what's happening here, I just need to go through the black door. Scroll down for resources, mod and verification applications, Discord listings and more. Forced to Walk the Earth because everyone hates him, Xavier seeks enlightenment and tries to help peoplebut at worst, he creates problems where none exist and causes tons of carnage, and at best, he somehow gets everyone to put aside their differences and join together for the common (and usually justified) goal of beating him senseless. WebToken Nonhuman: Xavier is allegedly a Fallen Angel in a world of humans. Play over 265 million tracks for free on SoundCloud. Hold. [echoes] Life. Television Reporter: I'm here to announce that we have discovered the oldest cave drawing known to man. Come on, Percy, lend me some sugar. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. For this is my destiny Clumso: Uh-oh! Play Xavier: Renegade Angel Phonebooth scene redub - no sfx by Keaton Long on desktop and mobile. If you believe your item has been removed by mistake, please contact, This item is incompatible with Portal 2. Mexican Gang Leader: So she says, "Oh, that puppy is the cutest thing in the world." Mexican Gang Member #5: You guys are the only family I have -- Maybe because you guys killed my family. A good example is the episode "Signs From Godrilla": This episode explores the aspects of choice, free will and religion by using various themes, including recursion and mind/body dualism, to aid in its expression. First Xavier: No. Charge him a recycling fee! Mexican Gang Member #3: It's okay. Xavier: My God. You're a hit. Xavier: I better take a look at you stat. Confront your future. Xavier: I propose a new loco tag -- solid white. [thinking] Its haunting elegance is so restrained. The company has a policy of not cottoning to freaks around these parts. I forgot it! TM & 2023 Turner Broadcasting System, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Share your thoughts, experiences, and stories behind the art. Gonna put you in a world of hurt. Xavier: Aya-hu! Looks like I already did. Humanity, she fights back in unsuspecting ways. And the light floral scent keeps me feeling fresh all day! Kiddo, I was the real me when you were still in my short pants. Surreal, bizarre, completely 100% nonsensical at times but so, SO unbelievably consistently hilarious, intelligent, clever, and mindbending. Diner Customer: What are you, a Chinaman? I copypasted the phone booth scene from Xavier Renegade Angel just because I can Meme [Xavier dials][phone rings] X2: "Hello? But good so far. ("Shiny", a metallic drug dealer, beats Xavier as he lies on the ground.). He thinks science is evil, and the Lord heals all. Xavier is a beast wanderer in search of the truth about his mysterious origin. Hello? Only a blind girl would marry you. Dyke. Goldern B. Taintnun: My name is Goldern B. Taintnun, as in "T'ain't none of yer goldern beeswax!". Like most folks, I've always been different. I'm a conundrummer in a band called Life Puzzler. Unfortunately for all, Xavier finds himself on the wrong side of the law. WebToken Nonhuman: Xavier is allegedly a Fallen Angel in a world of humans. Quotes.net. DJ: No time! When a factory mixem-up brings a town to its dusty knees, Xavier decides to PFR (Pray For Rain), but God She no take kindly to freaks. Hey, that's a nice chunk of chicken on my arm. Burbury Visitor Info: One moment, please. Say what you want about me, but lay off the soup. with his name being pronounced with a soft-X (or Z) to sound similar to the word "savior". Xavier: Just got to dump this load in that dirty 'puter's floppy slot and collect my kudos. He was balls deep.He taught the way of the heal. Man: What in the human intimates you doing, freak? Just don't go entering your legs in any spelling bees. This item will only be visible in searches to you, your friends, and admins. Whos this? Now our cookies absorb up to 2 pints of flavor! Xavier: [echoes] Life. Whos this? tries to mine an Indian burial ground for blood to inject into himself so he can legally own an Indian casino. Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. WebXavier Renegade Angel Phone Booth scene, but its Sora and Fluttershy. What I need next is either to dye my hair temporarily and obtain the dress. It premiered at midnight on November 4, 2007 on Adult Swim, and November 1, 2007 on Young Xavier: [Shakashuri plays] Chief Master Guru: Your failure is merely a portent of disappointments to come. But not like the others. You may now begin to play the game Xavier: God has put me through his reamer, but I've come out the other side with his calling ["calling" echoes] in my ear! WebXavier is a soul-searching humanoid of magnanimous philosophical gravity. Hey! Bully #2: Yeah, cuddle this b-b-b-b-b-bone. Beyond Charts+ offers sophisticated Investors with advanced tools. It's notes he's not playing. You sound like the physical manifestation of some losers inner demons! He usually manages to at least repair the messes he makes with the help of his ancient spirit guide. I believe that that we are here implies to some degree that there are forces larger than us. I've finally limited my cosplay down for comic con, and I'm doing Kayako Saeki from Ju-On. Weather Reporter: Weather's on the traffic, traffic's on the--. Kind of making a splash in the preaching scene. Xavier: Ooh, Frittata. Woman's Voice: Congratulations. Mexican Gang Leader: I'm surprised you showed up. X2: The show is known for its ubiquitous use of ideologically critical black comedy, surrealist and absurdist humor presented through a psychedelic and satirically New Age lens. 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